When it comes to conflict in the Teddy Graham world it is almost always resolved by war. After the crumbs and dust are cleaned up no one Teddy Graham is better off. The only chance for things to get better are if the crazy person controlling the teddy grahams gets mental help. With all of that, here is my idea.
You take a few boxes of those yummy little guys we call Teddy Grahams and shave their feet so they are flat and stand easier. After several hours of putting them into their battle formations and setting up some horrible scenes of war, you turn on the fan to start inflicting casualties. Once your breeze has decimated the Teddy Graham legions you eat the wounded and dead. If there are any survivors you can decide to either set them up again or just eat them as punishment for going to war with their baked brothers.