Ninja Whacking Skills!

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From: Da White Hegehog | Posted: 12/27/2003 7:20:10 PM | Message Detail
In the same room as my mom. She was sleeping..And my bed is at the other end of the room. I used my Ninja-Wacking skills..

When Asked to explain Ninja-Whacking Skills

From: Da White Hegehog | Posted: 12/27/2003 7:32:44 PM | Message Detail
Step 1: Make NO moaning noises.
Step 2: Have a back up plan, In my case, I was in my bed, under many covers.
Step 3: No lube.
Step 4: Have something to splooge into, as not to get up and wake the person. I used tissues.
Step 5: Don’t forget. NEVER ever whack it without a backup plan. But if your a good ninja, you shouldn’t need one.

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