For those of you who dance naked I have some advice.
Just remember when you’re home alone to be extra careful when you dance naked, if you fall and kill yourself its gonna look kinda funny when your family finds you lying naked at the bottom of the stairs.
Since you’ll be dead there is no way for you to try to explain what happened. example: I was in the shower and heard a noise so I went to check it out and slipped.
No! they are automatically gonna think that you were dancing naked and thats what is going to be in the newspaper.