How to Squeeze a Hamster

-How to Squeeze a Hamster-
First run on down to the pet store and get yourself a sack of hamsters (get a few in case you mess up)
-Once you have your hamsters go to your basement (if you don’t have a basement try a closet or your most interior room)-
-Place one Hamster in your palm with its head between your thumb and index finger.-
-Close Hand.-
*If done correctly your hamster will be squeezed.*

If your hamster isn’t properly squeezed put him down and take a new one from the bag and try again.(a hamster that is not squeezed properly the first time can never be used again for this purpose, give them a good home) BE SURE NOT TO SQUEEZE THE HAMSTER TOO TIGHT, if you squeeze the hamster too tight you will hurt or kill them and break a few laws at the same time. That and hamster paste is hard to wash off as it stains.

**NEVER SQUEEZE YOUR HAMSTER IN PUBLIC.**

Once your hamster is squeezed properly it will know it is loved, always.
Remember hamsters are pets and should be treated as pets not toys. Squeezing your hamster is a sign of affection not a cruel game.

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