Check out this site MarsCandyKills.com. The evil M&Ms are just awesome. I really don’t care if they test on animals because thats what those animals are bred for. As long as they keep the animal parts out of the candy I’m ok with it. I just don’t want a rat foot in the middle of my snickers bar.

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Been kinda distracted lately so very little work being done on the sites, My internet connection is all over the place. It will be on just fine then it slows down, disconnects for a few hours, comes back slow and then gone, then comes back fine. The cable monkeys have been replacing lines in the area and such so I hope they just finish up soon. When things smooth out I’ll be adding new stuff.

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Its half way through January already. There have been few updates lately because of bad internet connections and server issues in the past few days but things seem to be smoothing out so updates should start back up soon.

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2008 makes 50 years of Smurfs. Thats just kinda creepy. Happy Birthday, Smurfs! Little blue people bother me. I just hope they don’t do anything special for 50 year old mushroom dwellers.

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Have you ever wondered how to shave your own back? Well I figured out a way to do it. First you need to get yourself a midget and a stepladder. Once you have those two things just give the midget a razor and tell them to get to work. Once the job is done give them a treat and reassure them that they are a good boy or girl and then release them back into the wild.

Goto Maki in a SanDisk Commercial. The song is Some Boys! Touch. Poor girl having to do a Sansa commercial, SanDisk sucks Creative is way better Buy a Zen Stone if you want an MP3 player that simply works.

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So if you head over to CNN you’ll see a report about how Iranian Revolutionary Guard boats threatened the U.S. Navy. Iranian boats sent a radio transmission saying “I am coming at you. You will explode in a couple of minutes,” according to U.S. military officials. They had also been throwing white boxes into the water in front of the 3 U.S. ships. The five Iranian boats are reported to have come within 200 yards of the American ships. The U.S. ships were ready to fire but the Iranians turned away before the order to fire was given.

Now I believe that the U.S. should have pursued the Iranian boats as long as they weren’t in Iranian waters. The Revolutionary Guard is on the list of known terrorists. If they were in International waters or at least outside of Iranian waters then the U.S. should have captured or killed them. If Iran doesn’t like that then let them try to get some satisfaction by attacking the Americans. The United States of American could crush the Iranian Military without ever setting foot on Iranian soil. A victory like that would boost morale and be a relief from the slow Iraqi war.

Also since there are no “gays” in Iran according to Mahmoud Ahmadinejad “In Iran, we don’t have homosexuals, like in your country. We don’t have that in our country. In Iran, we do not have this phenomenon. I don’t know who’s told you that we have it.” I would have to say he himself is gay and is trying to cover up. Maybe he should stop trying to pick a fight with the west and focus on helping his people, who are suffering higher food prices do to a poor economy. I can guaranty you that if Iran wasn’t so hostile towards western powers that nobody would even notice them. Instead of giving the U.N. the finger and getting more sanctions placed on the country why not stop what they are are asking you to stop and work out a deal that provides you with things that you need.

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Its 2008 Anno Domini (Thats AD, retards). Its a leap year, so some people will get to have a birthday this year. It is that time of the year to dispose of the bodies in the freezer to make room for new ones. Anyways… Happy New Year, only 366 days till next new year.

A preview of the proposed fireworks show over Moscow for New Years 2009.

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