2008 makes 50 years of Smurfs. Thats just kinda creepy. Happy Birthday, Smurfs! Little blue people bother me. I just hope they don’t do anything special for 50 year old mushroom dwellers.

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Its 2008 Anno Domini (Thats AD, retards). Its a leap year, so some people will get to have a birthday this year. It is that time of the year to dispose of the bodies in the freezer to make room for new ones. Anyways… Happy New Year, only 366 days till next new year.
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Happy Gift Returning Day!!!  The National Retail Federation estimates that 40% of Americans return at least one gift. Thats a lot of headaches for the cashiers doing returns.

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Merry Christmas, and screw you if you’ve got a problem with that.
Behold the Santa Jesus!

By the way I don’t care if you like the picture or not.

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We are all winners. You don’t have to win the prize to be a winner. When you win nothing you aren’t a loser because you did win something, nothing (and defeat). Nothing is something, so you’re still a winner, just not a good one.
Here is a person that should have won nothing.

Bob Barker was […]

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DUNKAROOS!!!
Dunkaroos were so yummy, I haven’t had any in years. But Amazon sells them, so maybe I get some.

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So I wrote an article on BigNakedBob32’s World of Crap on How to Save Tomato Seeds. So if you’re interested in saving seeds so you can start your own plants next season go ahead and take a look at the article. If you eat tomatoes and have room for a plant or two […]

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