A little lesson for all of you. The word “therapist” is a compound word. The two words being combined are “the” and “rapist”. A therapist is nothing more than somebody who rapes your mind. Don’t trust a therapist.

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Have you ever wondered how to shave your own back? Well I figured out a way to do it. First you need to get yourself a midget and a stepladder. Once you have those two things just give the midget a razor and tell them to get to work. Once the job is done […]

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A brief summary of life. You’re born naked and if you’re lucky you’ll die naked. It all starts slow but starts getting good for awhile. Life kinda peaks around age 16, you start getting some of the perks of life with mild responsibility. Its all down hill after 16, at 18 you lose your “get […]

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When it comes to conflict in the Teddy Graham world it almost always resolved by war. After the crumbs and dust are cleaned up no one Teddy Graham is better off. The only chance for things to get better are if the crazy person controlling the teddy grahams gets mental help. With all of that, […]

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When it comes to bunnies (scientific name - bunny rabbits) they are all cute, fluffy and come in an assortment of colors, right?
Wrong, bunnies do not come in any other color besides white, that is right all rabbits are white.
How do I know this, I know this because in the wild you only see […]

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When it comes to toilet paper absorbency is paramount, you don’t want something that is just going to turn into a funky paste. There are always television commercials for toilet paper where they say their product is 4 or 5 times as absorbent than the leading competition.
I’m waiting for the […]

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